Does anyone have any dovahzul humor? I was trying to come up with some puns, but wordplay is hard in such a fragmented and foreign language. 

Here's one I translated from the original involving a Briton, a German, a Frenchman, and spoons.

Bron, fahliil ahrk sonaak praal naaktaas. Laan wen brod tinvaak pruzaan.

Bron bex jotii: "Un zul sindugahvon ko iiz ahrk od. Un teyye mindok naal pah Taazokaan!"

Fahliil spaan: "Fahliilro zul dein zok onik rel. Un rot los mul wah uth lein. Piraak hi orin sik, bruniik?"

Sonaak ruz: "Balaan, ney. Nuz mindok lok. Hi bron tinvaak "himmel". Ahrk fahliil? "Athel". Nuz fah mu - lok nunon lok. Ahrk huzrah, daar ni vahzen?"

How did the Nord eat his food? With his sinaak.

(Pun of sinak 'fingers' and naak 'to eat').

Not a joke, really, but more of a pun, or a play on words: [Vahzah vozah] = true infinite. I used this in the chorus of a love song I'm working on writing, thought it was pretty clever. 

[ahrk zey mindok]

[ahrk rek mindok]

[un lokal los vahzah]

[nii neh fend feim]

[ahrk mu dreh eim]

[un lokal los vozah]

Let me know what you guys think of it!

What do vampires like on their taco? Taco sos. Sos is blood in Dovahzul.

Vulreytholm

What do vampires like on their taco? Taco sos. Sos is blood in Dovahzul.

You know, after hearing so many "sauce" jokes in YouTube Poop videos over the years, I would have thought I'd be the one to come up with something like that. :P

You could, but then it would be unoriginal, unless yours was actually good, unlike mine, I'm mostly good at physical humor.

[zu'u fun dovahzul yirt ahk. nuz ruz zu'u kuz aan ronaaz wah kru]

I used to make dovahzul jokes like you. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

Breton: "Zu'u dok mun, hi?"

Kahjiit: "Mmm, zu'u kaaz mun."

Breton: "I like dogs, what about you?"

Kahjiit: "Mmm, I'm more of a cat person."

(In reference to the fact that Kahjiit are basically literal cat people)