Cure: Put Sprite in a Crystal Pepsi bottle
Symptoms: Puts dragons into everything I do in pottery
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OED Kaldmit March 28, 2018 |
Cure: Put Sprite in a Crystal Pepsi bottle Symptoms: Puts dragons into everything I do in pottery |
Cure: Put Sprite in a Crystal Pepsi bottle
Symptoms: Puts dragons into everything I do in pottery
Hahdremro March 28, 2018 |
(I laughed way too hard at that cure. Pruzah grahmindol, fahdoni!) Cure: Find something more provocative to subliminally insert into all of your artwork. An eldritch rune of terrible power, perhaps. Or a meme. Symptoms: Both hands turned into jellyfish, hair turned into seaweed, nose turned into a starfish. |
(I laughed way too hard at that cure. Pruzah grahmindol, fahdoni!)
Cure: Find something more provocative to subliminally insert into all of your artwork. An eldritch rune of terrible power, perhaps. Or a meme.
Symptoms: Both hands turned into jellyfish, hair turned into seaweed, nose turned into a starfish.
Zinrahzul March 28, 2018 |
cure: make squirrels. symptoms: can't seem to see my own shoulder blades. |
Hahdremro March 28, 2018 |
Cure: Remove your shoulder blades for easier viewing. Symptoms: My detachable body parts won't reattach and I'm all out of superglue. |
Cure: Remove your shoulder blades for easier viewing.
Symptoms: My detachable body parts won't reattach and I'm all out of superglue.
OED Kaldmit March 28, 2018 |
Cure: Use duct tape and zip ties to hold everything together Symptoms: Stuck inside Kaldmit |
Cure: Use duct tape and zip ties to hold everything together
Symptoms: Stuck inside Kaldmit
Hahdremro March 28, 2018 |
(Wow, I have a lot of less-than-appropriate answers I won't use here. Curse my bardic tendencies, keeping my mind perpetually in the gutter!) Cure: Apparate somewhere else. Or use the command coc <ID> where the ID can be replaced with any valid location ID in Skyrim. I recommend WhiterunBanneredMare. I hear the bard there is pretty neat. Symptoms: Every word I speak is in a monotone voice. The tone, specifically, is 261.625565 hertz, or Middle C on a standard keyboard. |
(Wow, I have a lot of less-than-appropriate answers I won't use here. Curse my bardic tendencies, keeping my mind perpetually in the gutter!)
Cure: Apparate somewhere else. Or use the command coc <ID> where the ID can be replaced with any valid location ID in Skyrim. I recommend WhiterunBanneredMare. I hear the bard there is pretty neat.
Symptoms: Every word I speak is in a monotone voice. The tone, specifically, is 261.625565 hertz, or Middle C on a standard keyboard.
Zinrahzul March 28, 2018 |
cure: Press Ctrl Alt Del, choose kaldmit.exe program, then close it. Then, run out of breath. symptoms: It's raining and I'm outside on my cellphone |
OED Kaldmit March 28, 2018 |
Cure: put phone away symptoms: never feel i belong |
Cure: put phone away
symptoms: never feel i belong
Hahdremro March 28, 2018 |
Cure: Realize that you belong here among us! :D Either that, or keep drifting from social group to social group, making and losing friends in an attempt to find somewhere you can call home, some people to be your second family, all as the vinnesetiid continue to wear away at your body and soul, with the inevitability of death constantly and unflinchingly approaching from the horizon. I apparently use the second method. It doesn't work. I recommend the first. Symptoms: Excessive verbosity when experiencing occasional depressive episodes in an attempt to express ethereal emotions. (Also excessive assonance in all assertations.) |
Cure: Realize that you belong here among us! :D Either that, or keep drifting from social group to social group, making and losing friends in an attempt to find somewhere you can call home, some people to be your second family, all as the vinnesetiid continue to wear away at your body and soul, with the inevitability of death constantly and unflinchingly approaching from the horizon. I apparently use the second method. It doesn't work. I recommend the first.
Symptoms: Excessive verbosity when experiencing occasional depressive episodes in an attempt to express ethereal emotions. (Also excessive assonance in all assertations.)
Zinrahzul March 29, 2018 |
@Hahdremro cure: be curt. Symptoms: I accidentally went to WebMD and think I have all the diseases. |
Hahdremro April 3, 2018 |
Cure: Install a sketchy, obscure internet browser and try again, but this time translate the page to Finnish. Symptoms: You now have the Midas touch, but instead of gold, everything you touch turns into a strange, iridescent orange substance that smells faintly of lavender and burnt skin. |
Cure: Install a sketchy, obscure internet browser and try again, but this time translate the page to Finnish.
Symptoms: You now have the Midas touch, but instead of gold, everything you touch turns into a strange, iridescent orange substance that smells faintly of lavender and burnt skin.
OED Kaldmit April 3, 2018 |
Cure: Have someone cut off your hands. Symptoms: Stuck in the universe of VR Skyrim and can't find a way out |
Cure: Have someone cut off your hands.
Symptoms: Stuck in the universe of VR Skyrim and can't find a way out
Hahdremro April 3, 2018 |
Cure: Either remove the headset or use a shortcut like Ctrl+W, Alt+F4, or Alt+Tab. (WARNING: May cause instability of the fabric of reality. If this occurs, please refer to the Universe Owner's Manual.) Symptoms: Total and complete lack of muscle control, but only on half of the body. Which half is affected depends entirely on barometric pressure, current mood, and proximity to an uncommon isotope of carbon. |
Cure: Either remove the headset or use a shortcut like Ctrl+W, Alt+F4, or Alt+Tab. (WARNING: May cause instability of the fabric of reality. If this occurs, please refer to the Universe Owner's Manual.)
Symptoms: Total and complete lack of muscle control, but only on half of the body. Which half is affected depends entirely on barometric pressure, current mood, and proximity to an uncommon isotope of carbon.
OED Kaldmit April 3, 2018 |
Cure: become a fish Symptoms: Constantly having squeak-offs with my guinea pig |
Cure: become a fish
Symptoms: Constantly having squeak-offs with my guinea pig
Hahdremro April 3, 2018 |
Cure: Use increasingly loud or obnoxious brass instruments to amplify your squeaks.. Start with the trumpet. If all goes according to plan, you should end up blaring a sousaphone into your pet's face. This will ensure your dominance. Symptoms: Every electronic device you see stops working, but only as long as you're looking at it. |
Cure: Use increasingly loud or obnoxious brass instruments to amplify your squeaks.. Start with the trumpet. If all goes according to plan, you should end up blaring a sousaphone into your pet's face. This will ensure your dominance.
Symptoms: Every electronic device you see stops working, but only as long as you're looking at it.
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