Cure: Dance to it for all eternity
Symptoms: Only drinks soda
A community for the dragon language of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
OED Kaldmit April 25, 2018 |
Cure: Dance to it for all eternity Symptoms: Only drinks soda |
Cure: Dance to it for all eternity
Symptoms: Only drinks soda
Hahdremro April 25, 2018 |
Cure: Import fancy foreign sodas and drink those to better enjoy what time you have left in your ever-shortening life. Symptoms: I have no mouth and yet I must scream. |
Cure: Import fancy foreign sodas and drink those to better enjoy what time you have left in your ever-shortening life.
Symptoms: I have no mouth and yet I must scream.
Zinrahzul April 25, 2018 |
Cure: toot. Symptoms: Mys sentsences asre beings insfected wsith the letters s. |
OED Kaldmit April 25, 2018 |
Cure: become a snake Symptoms: feeling more like a dragon every day |
Cure: become a snake
Symptoms: feeling more like a dragon every day
Zinrahzul April 25, 2018 |
Cure: don't hoard gold, but give to someone in need. Symptoms: I'm stuck under a pavilion and it's raining. |
OED Kaldmit April 25, 2018 |
Cure: find a building and run as fast as you can to it. Symptoms: always wanting candy |
Cure: find a building and run as fast as you can to it.
Symptoms: always wanting candy
Hahdremro April 25, 2018 |
Cure: Eat enough candy to acquire multiple sugar-related diseases, then use a shrine or Potion of Cure Disease to make yourself feel better. Symptoms: Believing absolutely everything you see on the internet, regardless of absurdity or impossibility. |
Cure: Eat enough candy to acquire multiple sugar-related diseases, then use a shrine or Potion of Cure Disease to make yourself feel better.
Symptoms: Believing absolutely everything you see on the internet, regardless of absurdity or impossibility.
Drembovul April 25, 2018 |
Cure: Delete your face.
Symptoms: *muffled throat noises from absence of a mouth* |
Cure: Delete your face.
Symptoms: *muffled throat noises from absence of a mouth*
Induntoor April 26, 2018 |
Cure: Use a knife to make a mouth, Symptom: allergic to myself |
Cure: Use a knife to make a mouth,
Symptom: allergic to myself
OED Kaldmit April 26, 2018 |
Cure: wear spandex Symptoms: Pretending i'm my RP character |
Cure: wear spandex
Symptoms: Pretending i'm my RP character
Hahdremro April 26, 2018 |
Cure: Pay a hypnotist to convince you that you actually are your RP character. (Note: I am not responsible for any damages that may result from following this terrible advice.) Symptoms: Meat. |
Cure: Pay a hypnotist to convince you that you actually are your RP character. (Note: I am not responsible for any damages that may result from following this terrible advice.)
Symptoms: Meat.
OED Kaldmit April 26, 2018 |
Cure: eat it all Symptoms: only eat meat |
Cure: eat it all
Symptoms: only eat meat
Zinrahzul April 26, 2018 |
cure: you may, in fact, be a carnivore, soooooo... do nothing? symptoms: trapped inside a wooden box with some food in it and that seems to be bobbing up and down... |
Hahdremro April 26, 2018 |
Cure: Use a fire spell. Either it'll cook the food or it'll burn through the box and let you escape. Symptoms: Trapped in the middle of the ocean with nothing nearby but some severely burnt food and the splintered remains of a wooden box. |
Cure: Use a fire spell. Either it'll cook the food or it'll burn through the box and let you escape.
Symptoms: Trapped in the middle of the ocean with nothing nearby but some severely burnt food and the splintered remains of a wooden box.
Induntoor April 27, 2018 |
Cure: Become Aquaman Symptoms: Randomly teleports to funerals singing "highway to hell" involintarily
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Cure: Become Aquaman
Symptoms: Randomly teleports to funerals singing "highway to hell" involintarily
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