Banned for asking a question!

Banned for banning a question.

banned for not banning me back immediately.

Banned for wanting to be banned immediately!

Maybe we feel like taking turns!

Banned for not knowing that!

Banned for too many exclamation  marks.

Banned for thinking there was ever such a silly thing!!!!!!!!!!

Banned for thinking at all.

Banned for thinking I think!

This just in, the hollow spot inside NahFaalDaggon's skull.

banned for having a hollow spot in your skull.

Banned because it's not a bullet hole!

banned for being uncommonly gullible.

Banned for being overly dramatic!

benned for not being overly dramatic.

Banned because I'm /obviously/ using dramatic exclamation marks!

banned for being much too obvious.