"Find a Cure" Game
![]() Alvulnax October 24, 2016 |
Probably drugs. Go on the street and shout "I am a windmill!" while whirling your arms around. You will be quickly tanken to the next hospital. Symptoms: Holy water sets body on fire while having the same effect like sulfuric acid. |

Symptoms: Holy water sets body on fire while having the same effect like sulfuric acid.
![]() Revak Smoliin October 24, 2016 |
Cure: Do backflips up a down escalator until you reach the top. When you do, kiss the first person you see. Symptoms: Can't stop whirling my arms and shouting "I am a windmill!" |

Cure: Do backflips up a down escalator until you reach the top. When you do, kiss the first person you see.
Symptoms: Can't stop whirling my arms and shouting "I am a windmill!"
![]() Alvulnax October 25, 2016 |
Try to jump head first through a brick wall. Symptoms: Nausea after doing backflips for more than 11 hours now. And still not reached the top. |

Try to jump head first through a brick wall.
Symptoms: Nausea after doing backflips for more than 11 hours now. And still not reached the top.
![]() Revak Smoliin October 25, 2016 |
Cure: Go faster until you pass out. Symptoms: Bone loss and a nonstop craving for carrots. |

Cure: Go faster until you pass out.
Symptoms: Bone loss and a nonstop craving for carrots.
![]() Alvulnax October 25, 2016 |
Cure: Impale the body with iron rods to make it stable and throw the carrots away (a dovah does not need them). Symptoms: Body becomes liquid at 30°C or more. |

Cure: Impale the body with iron rods to make it stable and throw the carrots away (a dovah does not need them).
Symptoms: Body becomes liquid at 30°C or more.
![]() Revak Smoliin October 25, 2016 |
Cure: Discontinue drinking anti-freeze and wait to for your body to solidify again. Symptoms: Withered wings, yellowed teeth, and impaired vision. |

Cure: Discontinue drinking anti-freeze and wait to for your body to solidify again.
Symptoms: Withered wings, yellowed teeth, and impaired vision.
![]() Some Witch October 25, 2016 |
Cure: Slay your siblings in a circle of fire. Symptoms: Madness, insanity, and such a vivid imagination that you can see anything you think while your nightmares are able to kill you. |

Symptoms: Madness, insanity, and such a vivid imagination that you can see anything you think while your nightmares are able to kill you.
SuleykaarKinbok October 25, 2016 |
Cure: Play Skyrim for two days without stoping. Symptoms: Jumping whenever i am scared. |
Cure: Play Skyrim for two days without stoping.
Symptoms: Jumping whenever i am scared.
![]() Alvulnax October 26, 2016 |
Cure: Become a man! Symptoms: Accidently casted a leg in the wrong shape. |

Cure: Become a man!
Symptoms: Accidently casted a leg in the wrong shape.
SuleykaarKinbok October 26, 2016 |
Cure: Cast it again. Symptoms: becoming a man. |
Cure: Cast it again.
Symptoms: becoming a man.
![]() Ruvgein October 26, 2016 |
Cure: Cook with the cursed pot of Oblivion. Symptoms: Redness, blueness and yellowness of the face. |

Cure: Cook with the cursed pot of Oblivion.
Symptoms: Redness, blueness and yellowness of the face.
![]() Revak Smoliin October 26, 2016 |
Cure: Recite the names of all the characters that live in Solitude, Whiterun, and Windhelm. (Solitude cures the red, Whiterun cures the yellow, and Windhelm cures the blue) Symptoms: Seeing music in the air when I close my eyes. |

Cure: Recite the names of all the characters that live in Solitude, Whiterun, and Windhelm. (Solitude cures the red, Whiterun cures the yellow, and Windhelm cures the blue)
Symptoms: Seeing music in the air when I close my eyes.
![]() Alvulnax October 27, 2016 |
Cure: Stop smoking weed. Symptoms: Sleeping way too long. |

Cure: Stop smoking weed.
Symptoms: Sleeping way too long.
![]() Ouranos October 27, 2016 |
Cure: Stop eating human flesh. Symptoms: Climbing random stairways thinking that they go to heaven |

Cure: Stop eating human flesh.
Symptoms: Climbing random stairways thinking that they go to heaven
![]() Alvulnax October 27, 2016 |
Cure: Try going to hell. Symptoms: hunger |

Cure: Try going to hell.
Symptoms: hunger