I used to be an Englishman like you, then I took an arrow in the tea.
I used to be a Wood Elf like you, then I took an arrow in the tree.
I used to have a successful career like you, then I took an arrow in the degree.
I used to be straight like you, then I took an arrow to the heterosexuality.
(i just spent 500 years thinking of stuff that rhymes with knee. I have no life.)