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Skyrim Jokes

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finmahlaan
November 29, 2017

I used to be an Englishman like you, then I took an arrow in the tea.

I used to be a Wood Elf like you, then I took an arrow in the tree.

I used to have a successful career like you, then I took an arrow in the degree.

I used to be straight like you, then I took an arrow to the heterosexuality. 

(i just spent 500 years thinking of stuff that rhymes with knee. I have no life.)

by finmahlaan
November 29, 2017

I used to be an Englishman like you, then I took an arrow in the tea.

I used to be a Wood Elf like you, then I took an arrow in the tree.

I used to have a successful career like you, then I took an arrow in the degree.

I used to be straight like you, then I took an arrow to the heterosexuality. 

(i just spent 500 years thinking of stuff that rhymes with knee. I have no life.)


Zinrahzul
November 29, 2017
@finmahlaan all groaners, lol. I think that's a good measure of joke, hmmmm...
by Zinrahzul
November 29, 2017
@finmahlaan all groaners, lol. I think that's a good measure of joke, hmmmm...

Frinmulaar
November 29, 2017

I used to have a thriving honey mead business, then I took an arrow in the bee.

by Frinmulaar
November 29, 2017

I used to have a thriving honey mead business, then I took an arrow in the bee.


Hahdremro
December 7, 2017

I used to be an accomplished swordsman like you, then I took an arrow in the zahkrii.

I used to be full of life like you, but then I took an arrow in the rii.

I used to be attractive like you, but then I took an arrow in the brii.

I used to be a necromancer like you, then I took an arrow in the vokrii.

I used to have a full set of crayons, but then I took an arrow in the bii.

 

This is getting out of hand.

by Hahdremro
December 7, 2017

I used to be an accomplished swordsman like you, then I took an arrow in the zahkrii.

I used to be full of life like you, but then I took an arrow in the rii.

I used to be attractive like you, but then I took an arrow in the brii.

I used to be a necromancer like you, then I took an arrow in the vokrii.

I used to have a full set of crayons, but then I took an arrow in the bii.

 

This is getting out of hand.


Ruvgein
December 7, 2017

by Ruvgein
December 7, 2017


Potatoe Pope
December 14, 2017

I used to be Dovahkiin like you, but then I took an arrow to the kiin.

by Potatoe Pope
December 14, 2017

I used to be Dovahkiin like you, but then I took an arrow to the kiin.


Potatoe Pope
December 14, 2017

I used to make good jokes like you, but then I took a arrow to the imagination.

by Potatoe Pope
December 14, 2017

I used to make good jokes like you, but then I took a arrow to the imagination.


Fronlaasfrin
January 5, 2018

Sees giants for the first time, becomes part of the nordic space program.

 

by Fronlaasfrin
January 5, 2018

Sees giants for the first time, becomes part of the nordic space program.

 


Kiirnolbormahu
January 17, 2018

Guard: Hey I know you...

Me: *Exits conversation*

Guard: I'll take my leave then.

by Kiirnolbormahu
January 17, 2018

Guard: Hey I know you...

Me: *Exits conversation*

Guard: I'll take my leave then.


Sildolok
January 18, 2018

Maybe the reason for merchants not having any produce when pickpocketing, is due to taking the Khajiits advice.

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin." 

by Sildolok
January 18, 2018

Maybe the reason for merchants not having any produce when pickpocketing, is due to taking the Khajiits advice.

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin." 


Potatoe Pope
January 22, 2018
Sildolok

Maybe the reason for merchants not having any produce when pickpocketing, is due to taking the Khajiits advice.

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin." 

8-(

by Potatoe Pope
January 22, 2018
Sildolok

Maybe the reason for merchants not having any produce when pickpocketing, is due to taking the Khajiits advice.

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin." 

8-(

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