Moorus Dovah...
 Sahkrahfaas January 29, 2015 |
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by Sahkrahfaas
January 29, 2015
 BoDuSil January 31, 2015 |
An adventurer walks by "Hey how are you today!" You answer good. As he walks away you get out your bow and shoot an arrow into the knee. He turns around and sees you, but you sprint away. He then became a guard and every time you pass him he sarcastically says "I uses to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the Knee." with a hint of hatred, so he must get revenge on you. |
by BoDuSil
January 31, 2015
An adventurer walks by "Hey how are you today!" You answer good. As he walks away you get out your bow and shoot an arrow into the knee. He turns around and sees you, but you sprint away. He then became a guard and every time you pass him he sarcastically says "I uses to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the Knee." with a hint of hatred, so he must get revenge on you.
 YolGoraagKaazah October 7, 2015 |
Accidently uses shout, Lydia kills everyone. |
by YolGoraagKaazah
October 7, 2015
Accidently uses shout, Lydia kills everyone.
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YolGoraagKaazah October 7, 2015 |
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by YolGoraagKaazah
October 7, 2015
 HevnoKeinIn March 4, 2016 |
''One day Ulfric said to his nord friends: I think the Khajiit should go . . . . . . Elsweyr! Get it?'' |
by HevnoKeinIn
March 4, 2016
''One day Ulfric said to his nord friends:
I think the Khajiit should go
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Elsweyr! Get it?''
I think the Khajiit should go
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Elsweyr! Get it?''
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HevnoKeinIn March 4, 2016 |
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March 4, 2016
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 Duryoljot March 4, 2016 |
Dude... Take your free fifteen gold and leave... Like, now. There are more funny moments in Morrowind than Skyrim. Just saying. Anyways, here's my little tale... After his recent killing spree the Dragonborn discovers the body of M'aiq the Liar facedown on the roof of the Temple of Dibella (you can get up there for some Juniper berries). He approaches with a confused look on his face, wondering how a cat could have flown up there. Kneeling down to feel in his pocket, the body suddenly sits up, eyes wide... "M'aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M'aiq can shout whenever he wants." |
by Duryoljot
March 4, 2016
Dude... Take your free fifteen gold and leave... Like, now.
There are more funny moments in Morrowind than Skyrim. Just saying. Anyways, here's my little tale...
After his recent killing spree the Dragonborn discovers the body of M'aiq the Liar facedown on the roof of the Temple of Dibella (you can get up there for some Juniper berries). He approaches with a confused look on his face, wondering how a cat could have flown up there. Kneeling down to feel in his pocket, the body suddenly sits up, eyes wide...
"M'aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M'aiq can shout whenever he wants."
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HevnoKeinIn March 4, 2016 |
@Yolos Vith whoops sorry! Something went wrong, i made it from accident my internet got bugged! I'm very sorry, it'll never happen again! |
by HevnoKeinIn
March 4, 2016
@Yolos Vith whoops sorry! Something went wrong, i made it from accident my internet got bugged! I'm very sorry, it'll never happen again!
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Duryoljot March 4, 2016 |
It's alright, it happens. |
by Duryoljot
March 4, 2016
It's alright, it happens.
 onikmey March 4, 2016 |
Thoughts of Jarl Balgruuf the Greater
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by onikmey
March 4, 2016
Thoughts of Jarl Balgruuf the Greater
- Random guy in iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
- Don't know why the guards let him in
- Figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
- Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body, holding out the stone tablet like it's nothing
- Hear reports that somebody killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
- I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city
- Dragon shows up
- Ohthankthegods
- Send the guy on a suicide mission to kill the dragon
- End of my worries
- He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten it's soul
- According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging dangerous and addictive health potions he made himself
- Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
- Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
- Tell him to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Greybeards
- He leaves without a word
- Hopefully thats the last I see of him
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Duryoljot March 7, 2016 |
I don't even care if that's your joke or not, that's pretty great. |
by Duryoljot
March 7, 2016
I don't even care if that's your joke or not, that's pretty great.
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onikmey March 7, 2016 |
Haha. Is not mine, but it made me laugh so I thought I'd share |
by onikmey
March 7, 2016
Haha. Is not mine, but it made me laugh so I thought I'd share
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Duryoljot March 7, 2016 |
Where'd you get it, anyways? Seems like the Skyrim humor I might enjoy. |
by Duryoljot
March 7, 2016
Where'd you get it, anyways? Seems like the Skyrim humor I might enjoy.
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