Banned for this! You've destroyed us all! 

No he has not, he has actually reached a great milestone in The Ban Game history.  Banned for being a pessimist.

You don't understand! He's began the End Times! 

Banned for inferring  I am a catalyst without further proof!

What End Times???  You must have been drinking too much Dragon's Bane.  Banned for yelling at me... it makes me sad...

what's a catalyst, in this context I mean.  BTW banned for confusing me.

Something that advances a process, or something like that. Banned for not knowing.  

Definition:

A person or thing that precipitates (causes) an event;  A prime agent of change

Synonyms:

Agitator, "the spark", stimulant, "driving force".

Banned for making me do this for you.

Banned for doing it!

Banned for not giving context on your ban.

Banned for wasting page 200 on petty bans and for not understanding context that is there

Banned for continuing the petty bans.  You're despicable.  You are all banned for not be servants of the All-Powerful DinokdoVokunne!!  JK

btw can you guys tell me what you think of the story I'm trying to write in dovahzul?

here is a sample:

'Rok fund ni kron wah daar goraan kendov voth kruziik sil, fah rok lost lahney zeim pogaan grah ahrk rok funt nunon sizaan fod rok lost sizaan ok laas.'

sorry if it's off topic

Banned for Italicizing, underlining, calling me despicable, addressing everyone, suggesting you are all-powerful, top notch grammar, off-topiciness, and...

Lollygagging. 

but nice work though.

Banned because I can't read that much dovahzul so I feel like you're lying.