Banned for writing the  i-word.

Banned for not.

Banned for having an unoriginal profile picture

Banned for not having my profile pic.

banned for not having his profile picture

Banned for copying the style of profile picture of a member of staff.

banned for being wrong

But you use a letter for your picture do you not? Therefore you are copying and hence why i request your bannage from this thread.

Oh no, what happened while I was gone?

Banned for being gone. (Not much since Tales From the Borderlands reference, do something about it.)

Banned for banning someone who didn't ban

Banned for protecting someone who didn't ban, ban they must.

Banned for banning someone who was already banned by someone else who got banned earlier

Banned for having too cool of a profile picture