Banned for not breathing.

Banned for having a name i dont understand

Banned for not understanding my name.

Banned just to be on the safe side.

"Blessed are the paranoid, ever watchful of our enemies"

Banned because it was always coming, just like these MASHY SPIKE PLATES!

Banned For having Mashy Spike Plates.

Banned for NOT having mashy spike plates.

banned for posting a ban on December 13,2018

That spam was a weak banner plaistered and lathered,

So Everyone's gathered to watch you get slathered with ham.

For shame, that post is a sham,

So bam, you got banned! 

Banned for writing a poem.

Vahdin Eroljan

Banned for writing a poem.

Awwwwww, banned for not recognizing that genious rap :/

Banned because of vertical text emotes. It's all about those horizontal ones. ¯\_(?)_/¯

Banned for having horizontal text emotes 

Banned for starting an endless back and forth ban cycle.