Roses are red poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue, blood is also red 'cause I'm gonna kill you.
Funny Jokes!
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The Bug Stomper December 7, 2015 |
Roses are red poems Roses are red, Violets are blue, blood is also red 'cause I'm gonna kill you. |
by The Bug Stomper
December 7, 2015
 YolGoraagKaazah December 7, 2015 |
Roses are red, Violets are blue . . . If I had a brick I'd throw it out. |
by YolGoraagKaazah
December 7, 2015
Roses are red, Violets are blue . . . If I had a brick I'd throw it out.
 Emperor of Man December 7, 2015 |
Roses are red, violets are blue, and not only did read this poem you red it. And that means I just blue your mind. Also, this poem sucks. So does this joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have gun, get in the van. |
by Emperor of Man
December 7, 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue, and not only did read this poem you red it. And that means I just blue your mind. Also, this poem sucks. So does this joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have gun, get in the van.
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YolGoraagKaazah December 7, 2015 |
Nigahiga references. |
by YolGoraagKaazah
December 7, 2015
Nigahiga references.
 Veyd Sahvoz December 7, 2015 |
Roses are red, my feet are blue, there's lice in my hair and the rats ate the stew. That's a war poem my older brother told me. |
by Veyd Sahvoz
December 7, 2015
Roses are red, my feet are blue, there's lice in my hair and the rats ate the stew.
That's a war poem my older brother told me.
That's a war poem my older brother told me.
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YolGoraagKaazah December 7, 2015 |
But war poems aren't funny they're sad. |
by YolGoraagKaazah
December 7, 2015
But war poems aren't funny they're sad.
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The Bug Stomper December 7, 2015 |
Roses are red, violets are blue, come to my place, I wanna f**k you. Yep; I went there. |
by The Bug Stomper
December 7, 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue, come to my place, I wanna f**k you.
Yep; I went there.
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YolGoraagKaazah December 7, 2015 |
*tears up with happiness* |
by YolGoraagKaazah
December 7, 2015
*tears up with happiness*
I see myself in you.
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Emperor of Man December 10, 2015 |
Cyriil Dark. Morbid. Insensitive.
I love it. |
by Emperor of Man
December 10, 2015
CyriilRoses are red.
You told me a lie.
I hope you get cancer.
To see you slowly die. :)
Dark. Morbid. Insensitive.
I love it.
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Emperor of Man December 10, 2015 |
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me handsome, what the hell happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one's for YOU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, But I wouldn't know that since you never get me any flowers, you bastard.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your phone is smart, so why aren't you? |
by Emperor of Man
December 10, 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue,
God made me handsome, what the hell happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have five fingers, the middle one's for YOU.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
But I wouldn't know that since you never get me any flowers, you bastard.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your phone is smart, so why aren't you?
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Veyd Sahvoz December 10, 2015 |
Idk maybe because I just think everythings a drag. |
by Veyd Sahvoz
December 10, 2015
Idk maybe because I just think everythings a drag.
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The Bug Stomper December 21, 2015 |
I have decided that it's time for dirty jokes, but before we can continue, I must assure that no one will be offended. Does anyone object dirty jokes? |
by The Bug Stomper
December 21, 2015
I have decided that it's time for dirty jokes, but before we can continue, I must assure that no one will be offended.
Does anyone object dirty jokes?
 DovahKiinZaan December 24, 2015 |
Let's see... I had *** with a cactus. And I put my p**** against its pricks. Do you smell that banhammer, I do. |
by DovahKiinZaan
December 24, 2015
Let's see... I had *** with a cactus. And I put my p**** against its pricks. Do you smell that banhammer, I do.
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YolGoraagKaazah December 25, 2015 |
YASS! Tell 'em, AKH how good my dirty jokes are. Going to Build my way up, slowly: Glue. It's white and sticky. |
by YolGoraagKaazah
December 25, 2015
YASS! Tell 'em, AKH how good my dirty jokes are.
Going to Build my way up, slowly: Glue. It's white and sticky.
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