Yikes!

Bum bum bum bum.... Bwaaaaaaa!

I feel you. Got stuck as a Vampire Lord once in Yngol's Barrow, the place with the glowing orbs everywhere. All the doors were too small, and I couldn't get out. Luckily my loving wife Aela relieved me of my burdens with her Daedric Mace of The Scourge... I succumbed to the amazing enchantment of Drain Life on that thing. And I'm pretty sure the Fiery Soul Trap enchantment on it as well doomed me to the Soul Cairn.

Oh dear. At least your child has not murdered you. Mods can be curses.

I have never heard of that one. Sounds terrifying.

Child walks up to you, goes hey dad, can I have a weapon? I wanna play with the other kids. Give dagger. Thanks. Walks behind you and goes assassin mode on you. One-shot kill.

That's pretty damn scary. it would be even more scary if they followed you around the house until they corner you.

"What's the matter, Daddy? I'm just using the toy you gave me!"

Oh my god. Don't make it worse!

I know we're talking about hanging dead bodies and all that, but a physcopath child is just too creepy.

Not as creepy as a recurring teddy bear that pops up wherever you are in the wasteland. Especially one often surrounded by the beep beep beep beep of Super Mutant Suiciders.

Delirious going insane, then "Oh my god, Teddy Bear, what did they do to you?" Tick Tick Tick AHH! Nooo.

My body has seen some mad air time in that game. It instigated my affilation with the Brotherhood of Steel, to eradicate the Commonwealth of any and all Super Mutants. I avoid killing Synths when I can, though. The Covenant didn't last very long at all, only their dog survived the Sunday Pool Cue Massacre.

Nice. I get air by getting smacked in the face by a giant. I got to the Cloud District!

Take that, Nazeem, you puffed up I-can't-even-tell-if-you're-a-Nord-or-not!

Is he a nord, or an Orc wearing clothes that barely fit him? Hmm.

Or perhaps an Argonian Shadow Scale in disguise on a mission to assassinate Jarl Ballin'.