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Anti-jokes.

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Jordan L
February 16, 2015
DovahKiinZaan

Rahvaatzul, I worked the electon count to be 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

lol you would count it out

by Jordan L
February 16, 2015
DovahKiinZaan

Rahvaatzul, I worked the electon count to be 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

lol you would count it out


Jordan L
February 16, 2015

What has four wheels and is green? grass. i was lying about the wheels.

by Jordan L
February 16, 2015

What has four wheels and is green? grass. i was lying about the wheels.


DovahKiinZaan
February 17, 2015
I didn't count it I used an algorithm the quantify the closest amount possible.
by DovahKiinZaan
February 17, 2015
I didn't count it I used an algorithm the quantify the closest amount possible.

Jordan L
February 17, 2015
DovahKiinZaan
I didn't count it I used an algorithm the quantify the closest amount possible.

lol my bad

by Jordan L
February 17, 2015
DovahKiinZaan
I didn't count it I used an algorithm the quantify the closest amount possible.

lol my bad


DovahKiinZaan
February 18, 2015
It'd take me about 20.6 years to count that.
by DovahKiinZaan
February 18, 2015
It'd take me about 20.6 years to count that.

dovahnite
February 18, 2015
KhagraTheJester

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, it breaks.

Dang it, you beat me to this one. Though the one I know goes more like

A businessman walked into a bar. It hurt.

by dovahnite
February 18, 2015
KhagraTheJester

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, it breaks.

Dang it, you beat me to this one. Though the one I know goes more like

A businessman walked into a bar. It hurt.


SirHobs
February 19, 2015

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
- It died.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
- It thought it was a game.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure.


Why did the farmers dog die?
- It was hit by three falling Koala's.

Why did the farmer die?
- The tree fell on him.

Why did the farmers wife die?
- Cancer.

by SirHobs
February 19, 2015

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
- It died.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
- It thought it was a game.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure.


Why did the farmers dog die?
- It was hit by three falling Koala's.

Why did the farmer die?
- The tree fell on him.

Why did the farmers wife die?
- Cancer.


DovahKiinZaan
February 19, 2015
-_-
by DovahKiinZaan
February 19, 2015
-_-

Jade
February 19, 2015

Why did Humpty Dumpty break?

Because he could. 

by Jade
February 19, 2015

Why did Humpty Dumpty break?

Because he could. 


DiilMaarDur
February 20, 2015
What was the man doing on the roof?

---Nevermind, its probably over your head.
by DiilMaarDur
February 20, 2015
What was the man doing on the roof?



---Nevermind, its probably over your head.

DovahKiinZaan
February 22, 2015

Anything that isn't about elephants isn't relephant

by DovahKiinZaan
February 22, 2015

Anything that isn't about elephants isn't relephant

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