Would you rather:

Be run over feet first by a steam roller, or

Jump off a building into a man-sized blender? 

Steam Roller. Screw being blended!

What´s the next question?

sunbrosforlife
Steam roller. Less pain. Maybe. I'll make the next one, if no one else will. Would you rather: Have swords for arms, or swords for legs?

Swords for arms. I would look like an awesome (or edgy/cringeworthy) anime character, and people would be terrified of me. Plus, I could make Edward Scissorhands references all the time! :D

Wait, then I wouldn't be able to play any of my musical instruments. Nevermind, I'll go with the lame sword legs.

Alright... Would you rather be a human-sized dragon or a dragon-sized human?

Human-sized dragon. That would be amazing because you would have all the benefits of being a dragon, but you could still go everywhere a human could.

Would you rather live in Skyrim or the Black Marsh?

*Pukes* Um... Skyrim, obviously. No one here could survive in Black Marsh.

What honor? :F

Ouranos

Human-sized dragon. That would be amazing because you would have all the benefits of being a dragon, but you could still go everywhere a human could.

Would you rather live in Skyrim or the Black Marsh?

Gotta go with Black Marsh. Sure, I'd die an agonizing death at the hands of the local wildlife, but... Argonians, man!

Also, I'd totally get high on Hist sap. That would be funny. And probably fatal.

Alright, would you rather use Frost spells of Fire spells in real life?

Fire spell. Fire continues burning. Ice just melts.

Would you rather face a giant frost bite spider in real life knowing it will attack or a dragon that might be friendly but also could be hostile?

I'd rather go up against a dragon. Easier to appease, especially if I know its language. They're rather vain creatures, so it would be a simple matter to flatter it to the point of being friendly.

Would you rather be a wimpy Orsimer or a dumb Altmer? :P

Dumb Altmer. Usually stupid people don´t even understand that they are stupid.

Would you rather live in Skyrim the rest of your life and not knowing who you are (maybe a very rich guy, a very poor one, an adventurer that didn´t take an arrow to the knee yet or who else) or continue living your life wherever you are at the moment?