YOU WON"T GET AWAY THAT EASY!

*The Nekklin reforms from it's ashes, and Neromas jumps aboard*

VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE!

*Cyborg Teddy Bear Jetpackers with nets rush towards the fleeing dragon*

HA HA HA HA, THEY CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN I INVESTED MY LIFES SAVINGS INTO TEDDY BEAR CYBORGS. NOW LOOK AT ME!

Banned for making me say what in Oblivion.

Oh, Akatosh! Better take a cue from my pal Road Runner and meep meep! 

*Dur's balloon's explode in chocolate scented mist and he straps on some ostrich legs, when he lands he sprints away, resisting the urge to thrust his snout five feet into the ground*

What is even happening? Wait, is that a party dragon? *Gun cocks* FINALLY!! THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY FOR BUYING A PARTY-DRAGON GUN! I'LL SHOW THEM!!!

WHY DOES EVERYONE COME PREPARED FOR THE PARTY DRAGON, EVERY TIME?!!

FINE!!! I''ll just use my... Um, hold on a minute, opening my bag of tricks while running at a speed capable of running through walls is rather difficult!

*Dur starts throwing random knick knacks, mariachi instruments, and balloon animals on the ground. After a particularly diifcult struggle he pulls a bus full of orphans from his bag and sets it on the road, it begins to spin out at the high speeds and risks being flipped over and decimated, perhpas killing the orphans inside. 

"WHO NOW WILL ATTEMPT TO STOP ME AS THE LIVES OF TWENTY SEVEN CHILDREN ARE PUT IN YOUR CLAWS?!"

ME! 
THE ONLY REASON I COULD USE THOSE ORPHANS IS FOR CHILD LABOR MAKING NEKKIES!

HA HA HA!

YOU DON"T HAVE TO PAY PEOPLE WHO CAN"T STAND UP TO YOU!

By Nirn, what a madman! Those weren't even human children, they were little Khajiit! 

SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN!!!

*Whips out firework rocket bundle, lights it, and lets it tear throught he sky towards the Nekkielen*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 

*Jumps from burning Nekkielen seconds before it explodes*

NEXT TIME GADGET!

*Hits ground with a comical thud*

NOOOO NECROMAS!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS, DUR!!! *Begins frantically searching through spells*

*shoots gun at dur. misses and wastes all his ammo*

Why the heck are there 3 dragons now!?!?!?!?!? I knew i shouldnt've drank so much mead at the celebration.... At least Ouranos reminded me of my spell arsenal!  Take this Dur!!!!!!!!! *begins drunkenly spamming lightning storm, while spinning in all directions hitting everything in sight but dur, nearly killing necromas in the process* TODAY YOU FRY DUR!!!! *trips and falls over a  nekkie in another comical thud* 

Well, that's an interesting use of mana... Maybe I should reveal that I'm.... AN UNDERCOVER COP!!! * Handcuffs Jordan* 

Now to find the infamous PARTY DRAGON... *opens spell book* I use... Clairvoyance! (Is that how you spell it? Idk) *A trail points directly to the dragon* What will you do now, Dur?

*belch* Hi, there! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell, where the food is always Chicken of the Rail Yard.

*pulls semi automatic shotgun from behind the counter, empties clip into the cash register, and pulls out a wad of lead-ridden gum from the tray*

There, that gets stuck sometimes. How may I help y'all?