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"Find a Cure" Game

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Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

Cure: Wear chainmail gloves all day, every day. Even to bed and in the shower. Never remove them. They are a part of you now.

Symptoms: Temporal fluctuations inside your body, but only within the vicinity of your kidneys. One minute they're the kidneys of an elderly person, and the next they're a baby's.

by Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

Cure: Wear chainmail gloves all day, every day. Even to bed and in the shower. Never remove them. They are a part of you now.

Symptoms: Temporal fluctuations inside your body, but only within the vicinity of your kidneys. One minute they're the kidneys of an elderly person, and the next they're a baby's.


OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: Eat 10 packets of pop rocks and chug a 2 liter of coke

Symptoms: always speaks in broken Dovahzul

by OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: Eat 10 packets of pop rocks and chug a 2 liter of coke

Symptoms: always speaks in broken Dovahzul


Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

Cure: Unlearn everything you know about every language. It's all just meaningless sounds to you now. Words are nothing more than vibrations in the air, and letters are naught but squiggles and lines on a paper or screen. You are now left with nothing but the abstract flow of your internal thoughts, formed of nothing but images, audio, and pure emotions. You are now free from the confines of society. You are finally your own person. Finally.

Symptoms: Unable to order a sandwich from Subway because you forgot how to speak.

by Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

Cure: Unlearn everything you know about every language. It's all just meaningless sounds to you now. Words are nothing more than vibrations in the air, and letters are naught but squiggles and lines on a paper or screen. You are now left with nothing but the abstract flow of your internal thoughts, formed of nothing but images, audio, and pure emotions. You are now free from the confines of society. You are finally your own person. Finally.

Symptoms: Unable to order a sandwich from Subway because you forgot how to speak.


Drembovul
March 23, 2018

Cure: Slowly relearn all human concepts. Forget chasing your food and plant things. Build homes and farm many types of plants. Invent a new, evolved society that communicates through mental power. Only then will you get your sandwich.

 

Symptoms: The lesser race insists on war. I don't feel like it.

by Drembovul
March 23, 2018

Cure: Slowly relearn all human concepts. Forget chasing your food and plant things. Build homes and farm many types of plants. Invent a new, evolved society that communicates through mental power. Only then will you get your sandwich.

 

Symptoms: The lesser race insists on war. I don't feel like it.


Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

Cure: [Reyliiksejul los nunon fah naak]
[Muz los bein kip nuz mu fent krii voth jotu ahrk yol]
[Ruz mu fent praal med drogge]

 

Symptoms: [Nunon tinvaak ahrk pel voth sikke]

(Apologies if this kills the flow of this fun game, but I had to go for it.)

by Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

Cure: [Reyliiksejul los nunon fah naak]
[Muz los bein kip nuz mu fent krii voth jotu ahrk yol]
[Ruz mu fent praal med drogge]

 

Symptoms: [Nunon tinvaak ahrk pel voth sikke]

(Apologies if this kills the flow of this fun game, but I had to go for it.)


Niloblaansil
March 23, 2018

Cure: Eat ten souls and sit on a toad finaly win a staring contest.

Symptoms: Ichy butt, vomiting, anal leakage, dark scales turning in to viagra pills.

by Niloblaansil
March 23, 2018

Cure: Eat ten souls and sit on a toad finaly win a staring contest.

Symptoms: Ichy butt, vomiting, anal leakage, dark scales turning in to viagra pills.


OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: Eat Sanguine

Symptoms: Keep going back to my Oblivion ways

by OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: Eat Sanguine

Symptoms: Keep going back to my Oblivion ways


Drembovul
March 23, 2018

Cure: [al pogaan leinne erei hi halvuut pruzah]

 

Symptoms: [fin krasaar do dovah tinvaak lost bo wah zuu]

by Drembovul
March 23, 2018

Cure: [al pogaan leinne erei hi halvuut pruzah]

 

Symptoms: [fin krasaar do dovah tinvaak lost bo wah zuu]


Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

("Halvuut"? Doesn't come up in either translator.)

Cure: Speak only in oversized Comic Sans.

Symptoms: Speaking in fonts instead of normal audio.

by Hahdremro
March 23, 2018

("Halvuut"? Doesn't come up in either translator.)

Cure: Speak only in oversized Comic Sans.

Symptoms: Speaking in fonts instead of normal audio.


Niloblaansil
March 23, 2018

Cure: Get off youre electronic divice and get a life. sorry if it seams a little rude

Symproms: Drain Bamage, Moss growing on my body, Demons comeing out of my nose.

by Niloblaansil
March 23, 2018

Cure: Get off youre electronic divice and get a life. sorry if it seams a little rude

Symproms: Drain Bamage, Moss growing on my body, Demons comeing out of my nose.


OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: eat salt and drink holy water while singing "Carry on my Wayward Son"

Symptoms: Always thinks there's a hellhound after me

by OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: eat salt and drink holy water while singing "Carry on my Wayward Son"

Symptoms: Always thinks there's a hellhound after me


Niloblaansil
March 23, 2018

Cure: Finde two guys, one named Dean, the other Sam. thay must be brothers.

Symptoms: I can´t stop hearing voices im my head, my life is a lie, lost my potato.

by Niloblaansil
March 23, 2018

Cure: Finde two guys, one named Dean, the other Sam. thay must be brothers.

Symptoms: I can´t stop hearing voices im my head, my life is a lie, lost my potato.


OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: Go to purgatory and kill every monster in there

Symptoms: talking in latin, looking for a '67 chevy impala, and puts salt lines on the doors and windows

by OED Kaldmit
March 23, 2018

Cure: Go to purgatory and kill every monster in there

Symptoms: talking in latin, looking for a '67 chevy impala, and puts salt lines on the doors and windows


Zinrahzul
March 24, 2018
Cure: hire a small Greek John Deer tractor to go inside the house and lick up the salt.

Symptoms: can only hop on one leg.
by Zinrahzul
March 24, 2018
Cure: hire a small Greek John Deer tractor to go inside the house and lick up the salt.



Symptoms: can only hop on one leg.

Daraya
March 25, 2018

Cure: cut off your leg, now you can only hop on your arms

Symptoms: randomly forgeting how to walk during the day

by Daraya
March 25, 2018

Cure: cut off your leg, now you can only hop on your arms

Symptoms: randomly forgeting how to walk during the day

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