Banned for banning the guy above him and being a complete dick about it.

You are banned! Sorry... My nature makes me do it...

Banned for being apologetic about banning. No mercy! (Hey I said this exact same thing back in page like 40)

Banned because you didn´t!

Banned for actually going and looking at page forty!

Banned! No! I just knew it! I know everything!

Hey, I think I said it three times over the course of this thread to three different noobs :D

Banned for thinking the Visk Dovah was lying!

You are banned for lying!

Banned for blasphemy! Do YOU want to be burned at the stake with bon bons?! DO YOU?

Banned for being not scary!

Banned for not being scared!

Banned for having a generic first name, Haynes!

Banned for no reason!

Banned for failing to ban properly!