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Funny Jokes!

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The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

Yep. There are rules.

Rules:

Post multiple times!

Sadly, no offensive jokes. Replace all 'Yo Mama' jokes with just 'You are so...' Perhaps I will make a focus on racist jokes or something similar.

I will say different focuses. It may be puns, knock knock jokes, or something similar! Stay with the focus!

This is a totalitarian thread. I say what goes and what doesn't.

Have fun and make sure others do, too!

by The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

Yep. There are rules.

Rules:

Post multiple times!

Sadly, no offensive jokes. Replace all 'Yo Mama' jokes with just 'You are so...' Perhaps I will make a focus on racist jokes or something similar.

I will say different focuses. It may be puns, knock knock jokes, or something similar! Stay with the focus!

This is a totalitarian thread. I say what goes and what doesn't.

Have fun and make sure others do, too!


Necromas
November 16, 2015

Yes! now I can use those crappy joke books I bought for no reason.

How about....

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it called tourist season if you can't shoot em?

Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?

There's two things you need to know about me: I'm an astronaut, and I am also a chronic lier.

 

by Necromas
November 16, 2015

Yes! now I can use those crappy joke books I bought for no reason.

How about....

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it called tourist season if you can't shoot em?

Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?

There's two things you need to know about me: I'm an astronaut, and I am also a chronic lier.

 


The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

I like the second one.

What do call a magic owl? HOOdini!

by The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

I like the second one.

What do call a magic owl? HOOdini!


The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

Focus: Cheesy and Corny Jokes

by The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

Focus: Cheesy and Corny Jokes


The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015
by The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

Emperor of Man
November 16, 2015

I think I'll wait for morbid/cruel jokes to come in. *rubs hands, while laughing maniacally*

by Emperor of Man
November 16, 2015

I think I'll wait for morbid/cruel jokes to come in. *rubs hands, while laughing maniacally*


YolGoraagKaazah
November 16, 2015
epic AKH

Focus: Cheesy and Corny Jokes

I got a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. Quick question: Are dirty jokes allowed?

by YolGoraagKaazah
November 16, 2015
epic AKH

Focus: Cheesy and Corny Jokes

I got a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. Quick question: Are dirty jokes allowed?


The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

Only if the focus is on dirty jokes, which probably won't happen soon. I have a rule on it.

by The Bug Stomper
November 16, 2015

Only if the focus is on dirty jokes, which probably won't happen soon. I have a rule on it.


Jordan L
November 18, 2015

How many fingers does a dragonborn man have????? 4 fingers and a thu'um.  :)

by Jordan L
November 18, 2015

How many fingers does a dragonborn man have????? 4 fingers and a thu'um.  :)


YolGoraagKaazah
November 25, 2015

I know it's cheesy! But I feel grate!

by YolGoraagKaazah
November 25, 2015

I know it's cheesy! But I feel grate!


DovahKahjiit
December 1, 2015

Joke one :"Waiter,will my pizza be long?"     "No,sir, it'll be round."

Joke 2: "Wanna hear a pizza joke?"     "No, it'll be cheesy."

Joke 3: I need a life :D

by DovahKahjiit
December 1, 2015

Joke one :"Waiter,will my pizza be long?"     "No,sir, it'll be round."

Joke 2: "Wanna hear a pizza joke?"     "No, it'll be cheesy."

Joke 3: I need a life :D


Raxvulnax
December 1, 2015
Why don't cannibals eat clowns??

Because they taste funny!
by Raxvulnax
December 1, 2015
Why don't cannibals eat clowns??



Because they taste funny!

Veyd Sahvoz
December 1, 2015
XD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
by Veyd Sahvoz
December 1, 2015
XD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

YolGoraagKaazah
December 1, 2015

@Vokun You do know the focus is cheesy jokes . . .

by YolGoraagKaazah
December 1, 2015

@Vokun You do know the focus is cheesy jokes . . .


Veyd Sahvoz
December 1, 2015

Okay knock, knock. 

Who's there?

Apple guessoms.

Apple guessoms who?

Apple guessoms gonna get you!

by Veyd Sahvoz
December 1, 2015

Okay knock, knock. 

Who's there?

Apple guessoms.

Apple guessoms who?

Apple guessoms gonna get you!

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