Well since my ADHD is in full effect and I'm pretty happy with this website since one of its members has been restored to his glory, I decided to make this little thread. Describe some events and adventures in a world where Oprah Winfrey was captured crossing the border and discovers she is the Dragonborn. Feel free to use other celebrities if you want to as other characters, just clarify. Not sure why I'm actually letting myself do this. This could end horribly. So have fun until then. And may God forgive us for the sins soon to be committed.

I'll start "YOU GET A [FUS] AND YOU GET A [FUS] EVERYBODY GETS A [FUS]!"

No seriously, what am I DOING?

I have one question:  What weapon does she use?

Likely an unlimited horde of free cars (the DOT is the soaring insurance premiums).

It'd also be fun to see Oprah smash someone's face in with a hammer though.

Spell tome "Conjure Mercades" found.

I made art for this.  That is proof I have no life.

Let's look at it the other way around: What if the Dovahkiin was in Oprah's place?

Just imagine the Dragonborn plugging something like Dr. Oz's show, or creating a magazine called simply "[O]"

Also, to jump on the bandwagon: "Ahrk hi ofaal aan key! Ahrk hi ofaal aan key! Pah ofaal keyye!"

"What is this?"

"Your talk show."

"So I get payed to talk?"

"Yep."

"I can say anything I want?"

"Well you should probably avoid some words and topics like-"

"[YOL TOOR SHUL]"

"Now the set is on fire. Great."

Vulreytholm

(10/10 joke)

This made me laugh.

What about the Throw Voice shout? Imagine the Dovahkiin getting a guest to say something like "Hey, melon nose!"

Starts a fight in the live audience.