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Funny Adventures

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Kaazlosgein23
March 26, 2018

Let me start this off

I was replaying Skyrim and was on my way to solitude to join the imperials. As I walked to the watchtower (the one with the first dragon fight) I see a dragon spawn in on the ground. As I go to get a closer look, I see a giant on its wings. I run up to fight the dragon, and it begins to fly away, with the giant on its back. As you would expect, the giant fell off and died. This was the only time I saw a dragon defeat a giant.

by Kaazlosgein23
March 26, 2018

Let me start this off

I was replaying Skyrim and was on my way to solitude to join the imperials. As I walked to the watchtower (the one with the first dragon fight) I see a dragon spawn in on the ground. As I go to get a closer look, I see a giant on its wings. I run up to fight the dragon, and it begins to fly away, with the giant on its back. As you would expect, the giant fell off and died. This was the only time I saw a dragon defeat a giant.


DoctorParadox
May 30, 2018

Although its not the funniest thing i have seen something just like that happened to me, i was going to the same.... (the name is escaping me but its the place the hot spings place) and i saw this dragon just spawn out of nowhere! it was not moving, i thought it was a visual glitch but when i got close.... well lets just say that sh!t it the fan! the dragon Flew straight up! not like it took off but shoot up like superman. i was sitting there trying to record it on my Xbox when suddenly i died getting thrown in the sky as well... though it wasnt invisible when the giant killed me. thought the funny part was my body hit the dragons when the dragon was comming back down before i respawned. i lost my sh!t after that.

by DoctorParadox
May 30, 2018

Although its not the funniest thing i have seen something just like that happened to me, i was going to the same.... (the name is escaping me but its the place the hot spings place) and i saw this dragon just spawn out of nowhere! it was not moving, i thought it was a visual glitch but when i got close.... well lets just say that sh!t it the fan! the dragon Flew straight up! not like it took off but shoot up like superman. i was sitting there trying to record it on my Xbox when suddenly i died getting thrown in the sky as well... though it wasnt invisible when the giant killed me. thought the funny part was my body hit the dragons when the dragon was comming back down before i respawned. i lost my sh!t after that.


DeadBeforeDisco
May 30, 2018

On a legendary difficulty gameplay I was strapped for cash, and needed to take on a particularly tricky quest that would've been easier if I were to purchase a dwarven sword. but it costed 300 gold. I had 230. So I resolved to fast travel to High Hrothgar, with Lydia by my side. And I Fus Ro Dah'd her off of the mountain, and got 100 gold inheritance. So lesson is, that if you ever need some extra cash, just murder your compainions and reap in the dough.

by DeadBeforeDisco
May 30, 2018

On a legendary difficulty gameplay I was strapped for cash, and needed to take on a particularly tricky quest that would've been easier if I were to purchase a dwarven sword. but it costed 300 gold. I had 230. So I resolved to fast travel to High Hrothgar, with Lydia by my side. And I Fus Ro Dah'd her off of the mountain, and got 100 gold inheritance. So lesson is, that if you ever need some extra cash, just murder your compainions and reap in the dough.


Hahdremro
May 30, 2018
DeadBeforeDisco

On a legendary difficulty gameplay I was strapped for cash, and needed to take on a particularly tricky quest that would've been easier if I were to purchase a dwarven sword. but it costed 300 gold. I had 230. So I resolved to fast travel to High Hrothgar, with Lydia by my side. And I Fus Ro Dah'd her off of the mountain, and got 100 gold inheritance. So lesson is, that if you ever need some extra cash, just murder your compainions and reap in the dough.

Could've just sacrificed Sven instead. Serves him right, after all.

by Hahdremro
May 30, 2018
DeadBeforeDisco

On a legendary difficulty gameplay I was strapped for cash, and needed to take on a particularly tricky quest that would've been easier if I were to purchase a dwarven sword. but it costed 300 gold. I had 230. So I resolved to fast travel to High Hrothgar, with Lydia by my side. And I Fus Ro Dah'd her off of the mountain, and got 100 gold inheritance. So lesson is, that if you ever need some extra cash, just murder your compainions and reap in the dough.

Could've just sacrificed Sven instead. Serves him right, after all.


NikkoSossedov1
June 13, 2018
I got stuck in between two pieces of glacier. Right after a rare random encounter.
by NikkoSossedov1
June 13, 2018
I got stuck in between two pieces of glacier. Right after a rare random encounter.

TheOneTheyFear
August 1, 2018

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by TheOneTheyFear
August 1, 2018

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Johnnar
August 12, 2018
Recently just happened. My Breton battlemage was hunting nirnroot in Morthal, and was going pretty far north, ice floats were popping up, I was swimming and go figure k got trapped beneath one and drowned a unhero like death. Set me back by 2 hrs of gaming.
by Johnnar
August 12, 2018
Recently just happened. My Breton battlemage was hunting nirnroot in Morthal, and was going pretty far north, ice floats were popping up, I was swimming and go figure k got trapped beneath one and drowned a unhero like death. Set me back by 2 hrs of gaming.

Mulwahhah
September 22, 2018

i was walking down a road from a town then i saw a group of thalmor agents escorting a prisoner so i soul trapped the to tortour there souls for eternity

by Mulwahhah
September 22, 2018

i was walking down a road from a town then i saw a group of thalmor agents escorting a prisoner so i soul trapped the to tortour there souls for eternity


Naarspaandrem
October 5, 2018

One time, I accidentally summoned Durnehviir inside Lakeview Manor....He spasmed out, his wings went ballistic, his head stretched, and he literally flipped UPSIDE DOWN. With his head stretching downwards, looking at me upside down, and then he utters: "You've granted me freedom from the ideal masters, for this, I thank you." And I lost it , laughed for at least five minutes straight. That's one of the best things about skyrim IMO, it is a great serious game, but also has those glitchy and just plain stupid moments that make it a meme in it's own.

by Naarspaandrem
October 5, 2018

One time, I accidentally summoned Durnehviir inside Lakeview Manor....He spasmed out, his wings went ballistic, his head stretched, and he literally flipped UPSIDE DOWN. With his head stretching downwards, looking at me upside down, and then he utters: "You've granted me freedom from the ideal masters, for this, I thank you." And I lost it , laughed for at least five minutes straight. That's one of the best things about skyrim IMO, it is a great serious game, but also has those glitchy and just plain stupid moments that make it a meme in it's own.


Daani
December 9, 2018

The moment where Shadowmere's head got stuck inside of a mountain, alongside with like three wolves that were attacking me. I hadn't noticed I was riding straight into a mountain and before I realized it, they were all stuck. Don't know why, but this set me off laughing for like 5 minutes straight. Just four bodies with no heads stuck in a mountain. 

by Daani
December 9, 2018

The moment where Shadowmere's head got stuck inside of a mountain, alongside with like three wolves that were attacking me. I hadn't noticed I was riding straight into a mountain and before I realized it, they were all stuck. Don't know why, but this set me off laughing for like 5 minutes straight. Just four bodies with no heads stuck in a mountain. 


Zinrahzul
December 10, 2018
Quick little adventure: in the Companions Quest line, when Eorlund is approaching you to talk, if you leave the cave and travel anywhere, he'll make a voyage to reach wherever you are. It was pretty funny watching him follow me across Skyrim.
by Zinrahzul
December 10, 2018
Quick little adventure: in the Companions Quest line, when Eorlund is approaching you to talk, if you leave the cave and travel anywhere, he'll make a voyage to reach wherever you are. It was pretty funny watching him follow me across Skyrim.

Fusdoiiz
December 22, 2018

At one point, I was fighting a [Sos Dovah] somewhere in the Rift. He landed in front of me, and shouted [Yol Toor Shul] at a nearby sheep. It died instantly, and the dragon's head glitched 180 degrees around, all the while still breathing fire. The [Dovah] comitted SUICIDE.

by Fusdoiiz
December 22, 2018

At one point, I was fighting a [Sos Dovah] somewhere in the Rift. He landed in front of me, and shouted [Yol Toor Shul] at a nearby sheep. It died instantly, and the dragon's head glitched 180 degrees around, all the while still breathing fire. The [Dovah] comitted SUICIDE.


Thuryolkrif
December 25, 2018
The first time a Giant sent me into the stratosphere sent me laughing for a good 20 minutes because it was so unexpected
by Thuryolkrif
December 25, 2018
The first time a Giant sent me into the stratosphere sent me laughing for a good 20 minutes because it was so unexpected

Thuryolkrif
December 25, 2018
Another good one was when i saw a Mammoth spawn in the air, drop, die, and land on top of me
by Thuryolkrif
December 25, 2018
Another good one was when i saw a Mammoth spawn in the air, drop, die, and land on top of me