On this thread you tell stories of all the ways you kill the evil high elves and thalmor agents I'll start it

once i found this group of thalmor agents escorting a prisoner so i burnt them to death after soul trapping them then i brought them back to life with a necromancy spell and killed them again

This is tes this isnt racist

And i mean stereotype high elves like snobby and mean and they act like they are better

I once spawned a bunch of thalmor in a tunderdome of sorts, then pitted them against various creatures. I would do this until one survived, then they would go up against a final boss, me. However the difficulty was on legendary, and I had mediocre equipment so he still had a chance. He won, so I awarded him with being my travelling companion. He was a fun partner. He eventually was defeated by a giant, and while it was tragic, he died an honorable death. And thats all a man could ask for.

That is the most amazing way to kill them i cant believe i didnt think about that you are a genius 

DeadBeforeDisco

I once spawned a bunch of thalmor in a tunderdome of sorts, then pitted them against various creatures. I would do this until one survived, then they would go up against a final boss, me. However the difficulty was on legendary, and I had mediocre equipment so he still had a chance. He won, so I awarded him with being my travelling companion. He was a fun partner. He eventually was defeated by a giant, and while it was tragic, he died an honorable death. And thats all a man could ask for.

This is brilliant. Bonus points for creativity! Made me laugh pretty hard!