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Recipe for: Mer Mix

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DovahKiinZaan
December 15, 2013

You will need:

1 Orc   1 Dunmer

1 Altmer   2 Falmer Ears

1 Wood Elf  Water

Spices and Seasoning Skinning Knife

 

First Kill all of the Mer, Skin the Wood elf (they taste of, wood).

Secondly, light a fire and have a pot ready, put the water into the pot and then put the pot over te fire.

Use the knife to cut up the Elves, put in Orc, Altmer, Bosmer (wood elf), Dunmer then the Falmer ears (in that order).

Stir gently for five minutes

Add the spices and seasoning (tastes so good with Paprika)

Stir until you have a nice-looking stew.

Serve and enjoy!

 

Based slightly on Naksuleykdinok's Recipe for Roast Khajiit

by DovahKiinZaan
December 15, 2013

You will need:

1 Orc   1 Dunmer

1 Altmer   2 Falmer Ears

1 Wood Elf  Water

Spices and Seasoning Skinning Knife

 

First Kill all of the Mer, Skin the Wood elf (they taste of, wood).

Secondly, light a fire and have a pot ready, put the water into the pot and then put the pot over te fire.

Use the knife to cut up the Elves, put in Orc, Altmer, Bosmer (wood elf), Dunmer then the Falmer ears (in that order).

Stir gently for five minutes

Add the spices and seasoning (tastes so good with Paprika)

Stir until you have a nice-looking stew.

Serve and enjoy!

 

Based slightly on Naksuleykdinok's Recipe for Roast Khajiit


Kiindomoro
December 31, 2013

Personally, I feel like the dominion would have a problem with this.

by Kiindomoro
December 31, 2013

Personally, I feel like the dominion would have a problem with this.


DovahKiinZaan
January 2, 2014
Kiindomoro

Personally, I feel like the dominion would have a problem with this.

No kidding, High Elves are stewed (if you hate the aldmeri dominion MAKE IT!)

by DovahKiinZaan
January 2, 2014
Kiindomoro

Personally, I feel like the dominion would have a problem with this.

No kidding, High Elves are stewed (if you hate the aldmeri dominion MAKE IT!)


LotLundBild
February 10, 2014

I can't imagine the tribes would be too happy about it either, is this a traditional nord dish?

by LotLundBild
February 10, 2014

I can't imagine the tribes would be too happy about it either, is this a traditional nord dish?


DovahKiinZaan
February 25, 2014
LotLundBild

I can't imagine the tribes would be too happy about it either, is this a traditional nord dish?

No, it's an original (kodiist) dish

by DovahKiinZaan
February 25, 2014
LotLundBild

I can't imagine the tribes would be too happy about it either, is this a traditional nord dish?

No, it's an original (kodiist) dish


Naxsuleykdinok
June 10, 2014

You have my approval!

 

The Dragon-Gourmet. XD #NewTitleCreated

by Naxsuleykdinok
June 10, 2014

You have my approval!

 

The Dragon-Gourmet. XD #NewTitleCreated


Mulqoreyn
June 10, 2014

Yes, this is not offensive at all. Also be aware that bosmer would not care as they are cannibals.

by Mulqoreyn
June 10, 2014

Yes, this is not offensive at all. Also be aware that bosmer would not care as they are cannibals.


DovahKiinZaan
June 19, 2014
Way to kill it
by DovahKiinZaan
June 19, 2014
Way to kill it

Ahmuldein
June 20, 2014
Lol
by Ahmuldein
June 20, 2014
Lol

DovahKiinZaan
July 10, 2014
Mulqoreyn (major killjoy)

Yes, this is not offensive at all. Also be aware that bosmer would not care as they are cannibals.

Read his name carefully

by DovahKiinZaan
July 10, 2014
Mulqoreyn (major killjoy)

Yes, this is not offensive at all. Also be aware that bosmer would not care as they are cannibals.

Read his name carefully

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