As what Paarthurnax said that they're accustomed to the flows of time , and what we all know about dragons having Akatosh created every one, how do you think a dovah would celebrate a new mortal year? If they did, anyways.

Not at all, to be honest. Why would they? They're the almighty destroyers of the whole flippin' world, why would they care?

Kosenu

Not at all, to be honest. Why would they? They're the almighty destroyers of the whole flippin' world, why would they care?

Because Akatosh is their father and controls time. I think they should celebrate the new year that Akatosh has rewarded them with.

But do the mortals of Nirn even celebrate the New Year? And remember, time is a different concept to mortals that it is to the dov. Where they set the beginning of the year in their calenders may be completely different from what Akatosh intended. Also, the dragons view time as a neverending flow, with no beginning or end. Why would they celebrate the end of a year, especially with some foolish mortal perception of time?

Loniizrath

But do the mortals of Nirn even celebrate the New Year? And remember, time is a different concept to mortals that it is to the dov. Where they set the beginning of the year in their calenders may be completely different from what Akatosh intended. Also, the dragons view time as a neverending flow, with no beginning or end. Why would they celebrate the end of a year, especially with some foolish mortal perception of time?

I would assume not, and yes, time never ends, but hypethetically speaking. What if they did. 

Mirkrilaar

Loniizrath

But do the mortals of Nirn even celebrate the New Year? And remember, time is a different concept to mortals that it is to the dov. Where they set the beginning of the year in their calenders may be completely different from what Akatosh intended. Also, the dragons view time as a neverending flow, with no beginning or end. Why would they celebrate the end of a year, especially with some foolish mortal perception of time?

I would assume not, and yes, time never ends, but hypethetically speaking. What if they did. 

Then they would launch balls of fire into the sky, and use Unrelenting Force to blow them up. Like fireworks, but more draconic.

I love that idea! Some would use fire balls, others would use clouds of ice. Then, they explode in mid air.

Then they would pick up a really big rock, count down from 10, and drop it on Dragonsreach.

Haha. I was thinking something about the Eye of Magnus. It looks more...new years like!

I was thinking the golden ball used to summon Vulthuryol in Blackreach, but the same question arises for both: How would a dragon obtain it?

Loniizrath

I was thinking the golden ball used to summon Vulthuryol in Blackreach, but the same question arises for both: How would a dragon obtain it?

I don't really know. The Psyjic Order took the Eye away, and the orb is deep in Blackreach, unobtainable by any dragon.

Exactly. So, big rock, crush castle.

They would also find some Nords who were passed out from too much mead, slice them open, and get drunk on their blood.

Loniizrath

Exactly. So, big rock, crush castle.

They would also find some Nords who were passed out from too much mead, slice them open, and get drunk on their blood.

I still don't think a big rock would work! Its not flashy. Or maybe they force some people to take as much mead as they can carry, pour it all into a giant vat, and they all drink!

That method doesn't invole enough joorre dying. And no self-respecting Nord would ever cooperate. Anyway...

After all the dovahhe are too drunk to fly, they gather round and sing a new years song, but since they're all wasted, none of the words are coherant. This garbled, vaguely Dovahzul-sounding mess came to be known as "Watch the Skies."

Seems true! Then they vowed never to do that again after they realized that they were being recorded.