Which fool? 

This is possibly the best thread ever. We should all right a book.

Joboman needs to be wiped from the Earth. He's sitting next to me right now, playing a bootleg Minecraft game when he should be working. He's insufferable.

And before you say anything, I was done with my article work ages ago.

Story so far

 Many ages ago, there was a horrible elf who ruled all Morrowind. One day he decreed to kill every Orc in Skyrim. "The orcs suck!" he boasted. The invasion was lost. However, he drank Skooma to forget his dark secret. In fact, he was insecure about his claim. The next eraser was blue. The elf erased orcs from the face of the world. However, the Orcs weren't all massacred and they loved revenge, but hated walking to Skyrim. Instead, they had special gateways to alternate dimensions. In one dimension, the elf liked the orcs. But the Orcs still despised The Elf. So they ate and schemed a new plan to kill him using many swords that We're enchanted by Auri-El. The enchantments were sexy and incredibly lethal. Orisnizah...

XD That story is funny.