banned for taking too long

Banned for not using proper capitalization.

Banned for banning me

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Banned for banning me

Banned for not ending with punctuation.

Banned for teaching me good English.

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Banned for teaching me good English.

Banned for implying you don't know good English in the first place.

Banned for understanding my hatred against complex rules

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Banned for understanding my hatred against complex rules

Banned for not using punctuation. Again.

Banned for not relaxing here, again

Banned for thinking he is relaxing here, but he is not

Banned for not being here.

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Banned for not being here.

banned for actually using proper english grammar

Banned for being nice about

I banned myself with the Ban Hammer of Banning that Bans, because I'm bored.