Good point. Once he goes back online I can do this on his email. I may wish to think this through next time. 

Banned for not thinking. I said to spam hiw pm box, not the forum. 

Banned for "lol"ing.

Banned for defending expresions that aren't good at showing your amusment. 

Banned because, no "but"'s!

Banned for lolling at something that wans't funny.

Banned for belated ban.

Banned for banning someone who banned the person who has banned you who has also banned them.

Banned for using previous bans to ban. 

Banned for not doing something as clever as such