Banned for questioning my mental state. 

Banned for reviving the dead by poking them with sticks.

@Necromas, Banned for expecting me to be swaggy.

Banned for taking the persona of Swaggy Cat head on.

aggh

My bad. But seriously, do you prefer Ms. Tinkles or Swaggy Cat? Decide, or I will choose for you.

I don't care. I have a feeling you'd call me both, either way.

Well put, Swaggy Cat! I'll update the Book of Subjects straightaway! 

Alrighty.

Now. Where were we? Oh! Banned for not banning me while you had the chance! Mwahahahaha!

Banned for expecting so much from me on a Thursday morning.

Banned for changing your nickname. Geez cat. 

I didn't change it. Banned for being rude.

Banned for not understanding I do what ever I want cuz I am a reanimated skeletal being. 

Banned for being a Jack Skellington Wannabe.