The farmer was complaining about the numerous, pesky dark birds eating his crops. He told a dragon about his problem, saying "Can you help me? I have a really bad crow problem. I'm tired of throwing stones at them day and night to chase them off.  I want to use magic, but I don't want to destroy my crops. How do I achieve these goals?"

After the dragon gave him a confused look,  the farmer asked, "Did you understand that? I spoke kind of fast."

The dragon relpies, "Ah, a magic duel. An ash guardian can defeat a mage. You can kill more than one kro with the golz."

Following up the (admittedly clever) previous post, here's another bird-related one. (Please direct all thrown tomatoes at Zinrahzul, because he's the one who came up with this.)

What's the most helpful kind of bird?
Ruvaak.

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Keeping with the theme, here's one I'm actually pretty proud to have made.

Mindok hi fin zul do pahlok ruvaak?

"Kah! Kah! Kah!"

Fronlaasfrin
@Hahdremro is that a play on Ruv's name?

I think his name means "pure one," using the Legacy word "ruv," though I'm just extrapolating there. I didn't hear it from him directly. (The word ruvaak means "raven," though, hence the punchline.)

"Fod fahdoniil ni tinvaak, zorox zok lot rahgot, vahzah?"

"Geh. Nahlot drun nah lot."

What does Dovah Big-Shaq say?

"No ketchup, just sos. Raw sos."

(I appologize in advance for any physical, mental or emotional pain this causes you)

Vomirmun

What does Dovah Big-Shaq say?

"No ketchup, just sos. Raw sos."

(I appologize in advance for any physical, mental or emotional pain this causes you)

Daar lost ful faaz

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More of a wordplay joke, but I figured it belongs here.

Kendov ofaal tuzsezahkrii ko slenii.

Rok tinvaak wah ok fahdon, "Los hevno ahraan?"

Ok fahdon tinvaak, "Los osos sos."

Boi90
I'm *fus*trated

tol los zomaar

What's a Fighter's favorite cracker? Grah-am Crackers