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Rahvaatzul
January 12, 2015
To start of,
Why is n≤6 afraid of seven? They aren't. Numbers are not sentient beings.
by Rahvaatzul
January 12, 2015
To start of,

Why is n≤6 afraid of seven? They aren't. Numbers are not sentient beings.

Kosenu
January 13, 2015
A man walks into a bakery.

"Could I have a loaf of bread , please?", he asks.

"Sure, white or brown?", the baker replies.

"Well, I came by car, so either is fine!"
by Kosenu
January 13, 2015
A man walks into a bakery.


"Could I have a loaf of bread , please?", he asks.


"Sure, white or brown?", the baker replies.


"Well, I came by car, so either is fine!"


Rahvaatzul
January 13, 2015
How many electrons does it take to get from the Earth to the Moon?

About 1023 electrons, so about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
by Rahvaatzul
January 13, 2015
How many electrons does it take to get from the Earth to the Moon?



About 1023 electrons, so about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

Kosenu
January 14, 2015

A muslim, a christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They all have a good time, and respect each other's religion.

by Kosenu
January 14, 2015

A muslim, a christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They all have a good time, and respect each other's religion.


Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015

Did you hear? Only admins can access this link.

by Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015

Did you hear? Only admins can access this link.


Kosenu
January 14, 2015

Knock knock!

by Kosenu
January 14, 2015

Knock knock!


Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015

Who's there?

by Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015

Who's there?


Kosenu
January 14, 2015

Me, Kosenu. I'm here to have tea, remember?

by Kosenu
January 14, 2015

Me, Kosenu. I'm here to have tea, remember?


Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015

No? Come in then.

by Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015

No? Come in then.


DovahKiinZaan
January 14, 2015

Rahvaatzul, I worked the electon count to be 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

by DovahKiinZaan
January 14, 2015

Rahvaatzul, I worked the electon count to be 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015
@DovahKiinZaan Thank you, the post has been updated.
by Rahvaatzul
January 14, 2015
@DovahKiinZaan Thank you, the post has been updated.

Kosenu
January 17, 2015

An electron is 0.00000000000281777 cm.

The average distance from the earth to the moon is 38440300000 cm

38440300000 / 0.00000000000281777 = 136420999584778033693310,66765563 electrons. That's a bit more than 10^23, and way less than what DovahKiinZaan had.

by Kosenu
January 17, 2015

An electron is 0.00000000000281777 cm.

The average distance from the earth to the moon is 38440300000 cm

38440300000 / 0.00000000000281777 = 136420999584778033693310,66765563 electrons. That's a bit more than 10^23, and way less than what DovahKiinZaan had.


DovahKiinZaan
January 17, 2015

I took into effect molecular gravity warp

 

Yes, I'm that kind of physicist. 

by DovahKiinZaan
January 17, 2015

I took into effect molecular gravity warp

 

Yes, I'm that kind of physicist. 


DovahKiinZaan
January 17, 2015

Also I took electron displacement into effect

by DovahKiinZaan
January 17, 2015

Also I took electron displacement into effect


BoDuSil
January 21, 2015
What do you call a bear without teeth?

A Gummy Bear

by BoDuSil
January 21, 2015
What do you call a bear without teeth?



A Gummy Bear



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