I'd like to start this off by saying that I originally had no idea even how to play SKYRIM, so the dumbest thing I've ever done is attempt to walk to Solitude while overencumbered... from Riverwood. Yeah... I had no idea how to drop items.

Try fighting a blood dragon as a level 12 using only a (Fine) Elvish Sword and a suit of steel plate.

Paalkriiokaaz

Try fighting a blood dragon as a level 12 using only a (Fine) Elvish Sword and a suit of steel plate.

Nice one.

Tried to make dragonbone armor at level 5 or so. I remember being angry, like "WHY ISN'T THE OPTION SHOWING UP?!" then I later realized I had no smithing skill. I was such a noob.

When i first tried to get to the top of the throat of the world, I was killed 3 times by a frost troll. eventually i fus ro-ed it and sped past, the his behind some rocks, firing arrows until it went away. 

Sold the deadric aritfacts like Dawnbreaker because I didnt know that they could be charged my soul gems or how to charge them at all.

Dumbest (but funniest) thing i've ever done was attack the Greybeards. Then proceeded to run to a cliff, where they shouted the Ice form shout at me, making me fall off the cliff. Was HILARIOUS! Do it. I will NOT spoil what made me lol so much.

You do not take damage from fallind, btw.

GoldGonian

Dumbest (but funniest) thing i've ever done was attack the Greybeards. Then proceeded to run to a cliff, where they shouted the Ice form shout at me, making me fall off the cliff. Was HILARIOUS! Do it. I will NOT spoil what made me lol so much.

Was it the wierd "flying" glitch when you get rolling really fast?

Kronvullok

GoldGonian

Dumbest (but funniest) thing i've ever done was attack the Greybeards. Then proceeded to run to a cliff, where they shouted the Ice form shout at me, making me fall off the cliff. Was HILARIOUS! Do it. I will NOT spoil what made me lol so much.

Was it the wierd "flying" glitch when you get rolling really fast?

Actually, yes. But the person I heard about it from called it "Greybeard's Wrath." The guy was a youtuber.

GoldGonian

Kronvullok

GoldGonian

Dumbest (but funniest) thing i've ever done was attack the Greybeards. Then proceeded to run to a cliff, where they shouted the Ice form shout at me, making me fall off the cliff. Was HILARIOUS! Do it. I will NOT spoil what made me lol so much.

Was it the wierd "flying" glitch when you get rolling really fast?

Actually, yes. But the person I heard about it from called it "Greybeard's Wrath." The guy was a youtuber.

I KNEW IT!!!

I tried to take a guard's dead body to Winterhold from Saarthal, for some reason. It didn't really work, I tried fus ro dah, lightning spells, dragging him up mountains, but he got stuck and my character kept losing his grip on the guy so I eventually let go.

I also tried to take a dead dragon's body from Eldersblood Peak (I think) to Winterhold using lightning spells and raise zombie spells. It got stuck in the pit outside Saarthal though, and I spent ages trying to get it back up the ramp with the aforementioned spells. Best part is, I was far from a noob. I was over level 50 and had completed all the majkr questlines and many other quests and had maxed out a few skills. I haven't actually done much in my game since then :p

Sahkrahfaas

I tried to take a guard's dead body to Winterhold from Saarthal, for some reason. It didn't really work, I tried fus ro dah, lightning spells, dragging him up mountains, but he got stuck and my character kept losing his grip on the guy so I eventually let go.

I also tried to take a dead dragon's body from Eldersblood Peak (I think) to Winterhold using lightning spells and raise zombie spells. It got stuck in the pit outside Saarthal though, and I spent ages trying to get it back up the ramp with the aforementioned spells. Best part is, I was far from a noob. I was over level 50 and had completed all the majkr questlines and many other quests and had maxed out a few skills. I haven't actually done much in my game since then :p

did you try odahviing?