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A community for the dragon language of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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A community for the dragon language of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Find a Cure" Game

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Hahdremro
May 29, 2018

Cure: Play Fortnite instead and get verbally abused by a bunch of 8 to 12 year old trolls. Also, learn how to slow rap. Like, really slow rap. In fact, just take up Gregorian chanting instead.

Symptoms: You are incapable of wearing hats, due to a set of newly grown (and completely indestructible) antlers sprouting from your scalp.

by Hahdremro
May 29, 2018

Cure: Play Fortnite instead and get verbally abused by a bunch of 8 to 12 year old trolls. Also, learn how to slow rap. Like, really slow rap. In fact, just take up Gregorian chanting instead.

Symptoms: You are incapable of wearing hats, due to a set of newly grown (and completely indestructible) antlers sprouting from your scalp.


Zinrahzul
May 29, 2018
Cure: play fake dead taxidermy pranks on people through a hole in a wall.

Symptoms: sprouted a tail as long as a bus.
by Zinrahzul
May 29, 2018
Cure: play fake dead taxidermy pranks on people through a hole in a wall.



Symptoms: sprouted a tail as long as a bus.

Rowan
June 8, 2018

 

Cure: Use a shrink ray to make the tail shorter than a bus.

Symptoms: Reversed growth, extremely high pitched voice that no one can hear (except cats and dogs, I guess)

by Rowan
June 8, 2018

 

Cure: Use a shrink ray to make the tail shorter than a bus.

Symptoms: Reversed growth, extremely high pitched voice that no one can hear (except cats and dogs, I guess)


Hahdremro
June 8, 2018

Cure: Bend time to minimize your backwards growth, and learn how to speak both canine and feline, to converse with the only ones who can now hear you.

Symptoms: Het irstf etterl fo verye ordw si own ta het nde fo het ordw, utb nlyo henw ouy ypet.

(Bonus points if you get this one. Otherwise, the symptoms are that everything you read looks like that.)

by Hahdremro
June 8, 2018

Cure: Bend time to minimize your backwards growth, and learn how to speak both canine and feline, to converse with the only ones who can now hear you.

Symptoms: Het irstf etterl fo verye ordw si own ta het nde fo het ordw, utb nlyo henw ouy ypet.

(Bonus points if you get this one. Otherwise, the symptoms are that everything you read looks like that.)


Kronvullok
June 8, 2018
Cure:
Type in such a way that you want the last letter to be the first letter, forcing your weird typing to make it the last letter.

Symptoms:
Oxygen is poisonous, but breathing normally dangerous gases doesn't hurt you.
by Kronvullok
June 8, 2018
Cure:

Type in such a way that you want the last letter to be the first letter, forcing your weird typing to make it the last letter.



Symptoms:

Oxygen is poisonous, but breathing normally dangerous gases doesn't hurt you.

Rowan
June 9, 2018

Cure: Live in an abandoned mine full of deadly gases.

Symptoms: Complete lack of coordination, severe paranoia even though no one (well, anyone alive)  is around.

 

by Rowan
June 9, 2018

Cure: Live in an abandoned mine full of deadly gases.

Symptoms: Complete lack of coordination, severe paranoia even though no one (well, anyone alive)  is around.

 


Hahdremro
June 11, 2018

Cure: Hold the clumsiest exorcism in history to banish the spirits that are definitely, undoubtedly spying on you right now. Just try not to trip over the incantations or you might accidentally summon something even worse.

Symptoms: Thick, rough skin; excessive height; long, thin limbs; complete paralysis; total lack of discernable facial features.

by Hahdremro
June 11, 2018

Cure: Hold the clumsiest exorcism in history to banish the spirits that are definitely, undoubtedly spying on you right now. Just try not to trip over the incantations or you might accidentally summon something even worse.

Symptoms: Thick, rough skin; excessive height; long, thin limbs; complete paralysis; total lack of discernable facial features.


Rowan
June 11, 2018

Cure: Stay where you are and wait until someone comes along. If symptoms persist, start yelling as loud as you can for help.

Symptoms: Symptoms persisted. Now everything is numb (Except the throat, which feels like it’s on fire).

by Rowan
June 11, 2018

Cure: Stay where you are and wait until someone comes along. If symptoms persist, start yelling as loud as you can for help.

Symptoms: Symptoms persisted. Now everything is numb (Except the throat, which feels like it’s on fire).


Johnnar
August 12, 2018
Cure: warm bubble bath while listening to goats bleating.

Symptoms: severe nasal discharge and flatulence
by Johnnar
August 12, 2018
Cure: warm bubble bath while listening to goats bleating.



Symptoms: severe nasal discharge and flatulence

Kronvullok
August 13, 2018
Cure: None. You're doomed.

Symptoms: You have morphed into a pastel coloured equine with a tattoo on your butt.
by Kronvullok
August 13, 2018
Cure: None. You're doomed.



Symptoms: You have morphed into a pastel coloured equine with a tattoo on your butt.

Johnnar
August 20, 2018
Cure: go to the nearest tattoo removal clinic , have the operation while tapdancing as you balance an assorted fruits on your head.

Symptoms: compulsive dancing at inappropriate places and inability to speak more than three words at a time unless shouting.
by Johnnar
August 20, 2018
Cure: go to the nearest tattoo removal clinic , have the operation while tapdancing as you balance an assorted fruits on your head.



Symptoms: compulsive dancing at inappropriate places and inability to speak more than three words at a time unless shouting.

[deleted]
September 22, 2018
Cure: Go on live television and yell Wabbajack at the top of your lungs until you are taken away.

Symptoms: Inability to move any fingers but the middle finger on your less dominant hand and the need for Netflix Bingewatching drowning out all other thoughts.
by [deleted]
September 22, 2018
Cure: Go on live television and yell Wabbajack at the top of your lungs until you are taken away.



Symptoms: Inability to move any fingers but the middle finger on your less dominant hand and the need for Netflix Bingewatching drowning out all other thoughts.

Shezzarine
November 6, 2018

Cure: Morph into a giant and send Nazeem to the cloud district, cackling madly the whole time.

Symptoms: A irrepressible desire to send Nazeem to the cloud district.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uijjXSkJgA

by Shezzarine
November 6, 2018

Cure: Morph into a giant and send Nazeem to the cloud district, cackling madly the whole time.

Symptoms: A irrepressible desire to send Nazeem to the cloud district.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uijjXSkJgA


Sonaak Kroinlah
November 7, 2018

Cure: cognitive behavioral therapy to find the root of your desire and develop coping mechanisms. Medication in the form of giants toes may also be helpful.

Symptoms: Paranoia and delusions that you're actually being controlled by an all powerful god and everyone around you is a robot.

by Sonaak Kroinlah
November 7, 2018

Cure: cognitive behavioral therapy to find the root of your desire and develop coping mechanisms. Medication in the form of giants toes may also be helpful.

Symptoms: Paranoia and delusions that you're actually being controlled by an all powerful god and everyone around you is a robot.


Ravver
March 22, 2019

Cure: go and give your faith to this god

 

Symptoms: can't stop being invisible

by Ravver
March 22, 2019

Cure: go and give your faith to this god

 

Symptoms: can't stop being invisible

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