Excelent work for mentioning me! Now, I will not ban you and provide a human shield for the next ban to occur. 

Banned for bribing someone, that isn't allowed... or is it?

Banned for not forgiving Dinok's unintentional ignorance

Banned for allowing a ban chain all about Necromas's ban.

Banned for banning someone else for banning on a thread about banning. :3

Banned for the hella unspecific ban

Banned for improper Ingrish, and you try to learn a different language altogether without properly learning Ingrish? Touched by Sheogorath (or Necromas) i say...

Banned for implying that being touched by Sheogorath is a bad thing. The dude's hilarious

Banned for understating Sheogorath's... Well, we all know what Sheogorath is like... Also "CHEESE!!!" ~ Sheogorath 2000 and whenever or whatever era. (On a side note I think Necromas is Sheogorath's champion... Or dare I say, Sheogorath himself! Though the idea is mad, but that is exactly why it would be him! "Simply maddening!") (Also a quote ~ Septimus Signus)

(There are so many ways I can think of banning me on this post, I have compiled a list for no reason: 1: Assuming everyone knows what Sheogorath is like. 2: not knowing exactly what year/era Sheogorath gave us the wonderful quote "CHEESE!" And also for quoting Septimus Signus, or quoting two people who don't even exist. 3: assuming they don't even exist (and also for calling Sheogorath a person.) 4: Suggesting Necromas is either champion or The Mad Prince himself. 5: Still continuing Necromas's long-standing decree that he must be referred to in every ban. 6: Having such a bloody long note to whoever in the future bans me.)

Banned for picking the most unexciting, bland ban for such a post. Just look at the majesty present in those words! Calling me a deity, listing bans, all around a good post. Whereas you said the base two "Bannd for" then added on "Confuzzling Me". 

Banned for being too true and making me cry about it.

Banned for doing me a concern.