Well I failed that, Duryoljot is banned for not escaping, I'll just grab a dragon-sized bon-bon and watch, anyone have blood sauce I can dip it in?

Ughhh.... how long have I been gone...?  Those goons at the flamethrower dispensery must have mugged me..... 

You'll never guess the surprise waiting for you at your meme church.

By the way, why do you need all this equipment if you have a perfectly good dragon like me here?

Banned for questioning a vampire dragon. Did I say "banned"? I meant "soon to be sucked dry of blood."

banned for forgetting the task at hand, namely the roasting. quit fighting and eat your bon-bons. Now where were we... oh yeah. I'll go fetch a live band for the festival as well. Nothing beats a high quality burning at the stake with a nice musical accompaniment.

Hey guys, I think the dolts from the Flamethower dispensary stole out nalpalm. We only have fog macines and shotguns now. However, we do have the needed components to make some thermite if you wanna use that. I also brought some fine wine for our consumption. 

Fine, I'll have a bon-bon, but I only drink blood, and I am also a certified Dragon Priest if he needs to be read his last rights and record his last words.

Shall I commence the ceremony?

Has anyone seen Duryoljot? [serk sos] he got away.